Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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