ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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