I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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