Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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