He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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