He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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