shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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