why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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