Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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