You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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