Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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