Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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