we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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