: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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