we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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