Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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