Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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