why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.