I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered