i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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