Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"