I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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