dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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