I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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