no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Found the puke drawer
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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