hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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