This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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