I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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