i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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I have fence marks all over my body
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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