i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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