My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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