I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
