dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I will pee on everything he values.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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