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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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• (727): View more from Florida

  please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me

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  Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.

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• (585): View more from New York

  pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser

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  So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too

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