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• (906): View more from Michigan

  so... i had sex tonight

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  with a midget

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  nicccce tits for a little person

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• (806): View more from Texas

  a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.

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