I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....