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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...

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  He's the fucking cop whisperer.

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• (619): View more from California

  We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"

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• (432): View more from Texas

  3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.

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  Erry day erry day!

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?

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