Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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