So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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