Don't you send me to vm
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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