Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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