return my video game
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Are we in a gay sports bar?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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