Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
