he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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