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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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