Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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