i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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