hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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