wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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