he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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