Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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