i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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