I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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