i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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