another moral hangover. fuck.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
In other news, I just burned my penis
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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