On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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