random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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