Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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