Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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