At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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