K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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